Lydia: Hey Elizabeth Anne FYI I ship you and Eddie Redmayne.
That is all.
Me: Who what when where how?
Lydia: The dude with the Freckles in Les Mis. I SHIP FRECKLES/FRECKLES.
Me: bahaha! oh my gosh, you're adorable.
Lydia: It is a match made in heaven. Your children's faces will be entirely orange.
Me: our poor children.